come on baby girl, flex your zygomaticus major for this greasy stranger
everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life
This is how you feminist ally.
having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden
"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"
well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you
an interesting amount of people condone setting angry bees and birds on fake nice guys
accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back
- too beautiful