doublepseudonym:

come on baby girl, flex your zygomaticus major for this greasy stranger

slayboybunny:

everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life

misandry-mermaid:

unwinona:

THIS

This is how you feminist ally.

skelephan:

dan + phil's apartment

strawberry-taffy:

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

dajo42:

dajo42:

"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"

well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you

an interesting amount of people condone setting angry bees and birds on fake nice guys

damedonger:

accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back

Your’re favoirte is problematic: me

yourfavisproblematic:

  • too beautiful

“Female job applicants with children are 44 percent less likely to be hired for a job than are childless women with similar qualifications. Fathers, by contrast, are 19 percent MORE likely to be hired than are comparably qualified men without children.”

"Getting a Job: Is there a Motherhood Penalty?" American Journal of Sociology, 2007 (via checkprivilege)